friendly reminder that if you jack off into a toilet thats so stupid and now theres human semen in the ocean cuz thats where sewage goes and fish are getting pregnant with your human semen and thats how mermaids are made.
nice but your mom is a fish and got preg nant from your dad jackin it into a toilet so fuck you actually
Drake put on a disguise, then questioned passerby about fictitious situations involving himself, effectively proving that people are wack. And y’all wonder why I’m a fan. The Boy is awesome.
tv show idea: “breaking good”
a murderous drug lord is miraculously cured of cancer and decides to turn his life around. he uses his extensive knowledge of meth cookery to become a chemistry teacher and help young people discover the wonder of science
when you accidentally befriend someone annoying and you can’t get out of the friendship